Dear bbibo

Thank you for that most amazing question. However, we do find it very troubling. These questions are from Monty Python and people who quote Monty Python too much need to move on to new interests in life. We suggest that you find a hobby or join a sports team. Soccer or Futbol is a very macho and a health enriching choice!
We would also like to note that there is no bridekeeper at the bridge of death. There is an automated gate that requires a $.35 entry fee.
Monkey and Dawn know for certain that death is an illusion brought on by eating too many fatty foods. Perhaps you would like to work with a nutritionist to correct your diet choices.
Again, we appreciate your questions and thank you for your interest in the wisdom of Monkey and Dawn. We are sure your future will be enriched by our advice.