I am most anxious for a question to appear in order for Monkey and I to impart some wisdom to help our writer resolve their issue(s). We are overflowing with wisdom and more than happy to share it with many. Please, join us in our attempt to help the world gain a new perspective! Ours.

Dear bbibo

Thank you for that most amazing question. However, we do find it very troubling. These questions are from Monty Python and people who quote Monty Python too much need to move on to new interests in life. We suggest that you find a hobby or join a sports team. Soccer or Futbol is a very macho and a health enriching choice!
We would also like to note that there is no bridekeeper at the bridge of death. There is an automated gate that requires a $.35 entry fee.
Monkey and Dawn know for certain that death is an illusion brought on by eating too many fatty foods. Perhaps you would like to work with a nutritionist to correct your diet choices.
Again, we appreciate your questions and thank you for your interest in the wisdom of Monkey and Dawn. We are sure your future will be enriched by our advice.

The Questions Begin

Now that Monkey and Dawn have joined us let's dip our hand into the old mail bag and gather up our first question.  If my lovely assistant would hold open the bag while I reach in...  Thank you.  I'll just reach in, maybe close to the bottom, and see what we can pull out.  Okay, I have it.  I have the first question for Monkey and Dawn.  Are you both ready?  Excellent, then here we go.

Oh, we in luck today.  It's actually three questions and they come from a Mr. Bridgekeeper at The Bridge of Death just to the east of Camelot.  Mr. Bridgekeeper writes:

"Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What... is your name?
What... is your quest? 
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Well, Mr. Bridgekeeper, those are some interesting questions, and I'm sure Monkey and Dawn will have even more interesting answers.  Stay tuned everyone.

I'm here now !! Where's my partner?

So, I found my way onto our blog. I am so ready to help the world. I do need my partner, Monkey, however to make this work. Calling Monkey!! Answer please....Time to step out of ourselves and help others. Oh ya, I have a banana here. Ok, so I have a chocolate croissant for you instead. Now, let's get going on this blog. We know how much we know. Right?

we'll try this again

We're having technical problems as Monkey and Dawn learn to cooperate.  Stay tuned.

Patience is a virtue, but I need it now!